THE 5 STAGES OF BURNOUT
> LOG: Burnout isn't a sudden crash. It's a progressive memory leak. Identifying your current stage is critical to preventing a total system failure.
STAGE 1: HONEYMOON PHASE
High energy, high commitment. You think you can do it all. System load: 20%. No anomalies detected.
STAGE 2: ONSET OF STRESS
Occasional stress days. You start noticing some fatigue. CPU temperature rising. Minor packet loss.
STAGE 3: CHRONIC STRESS
Stress becomes the baseline. Cynicism and resentment begin. Memory leaks detected. You need coffee to boot up.
STAGE 4: BURNOUT
Symptoms become critical. Self-doubt, social isolation. Warning: Core temperature critical. System instability.
STAGE 5: HABITUAL BURNOUT
Burnout is now embedded in your personality. Chronic mental and physical fatigue. Fatal error. Reboot required.
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