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It's 9:00 AM on a Monday. Your first move is...
[1]
Opening 14 tabs and pretending to read them.
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Downing my 3rd espresso while staring into the void.
[3]
Sending a 'Happy Monday team!' message (I am dead inside).
[4]
Updating my Jira status to 'In a meeting' and going back to sleep.